13 Cat-Approved Gifts for Fabulous Felines (And Their Humans)

PeiPod Pei Kitty I like the egg shape of the Pei Kitty, a modernist padded sleeping pod. The exterior is made of high density polyethylene and comes in two colors: pastel pink and mint. You can set it next to your Eames Lounge Chair, it'll look good there. And I will look good inside of it. $130 Pei Pod

PeiPod Pei Kitty I like the egg shape of the Pei Kitty, a modernist padded sleeping pod. The exterior is made of high density polyethylene and comes in two colors: pastel pink and mint. You can set it next to your Eames Lounge Chair, it'll look good there. And I will look good inside of it. $130

Pei Pod

The Yoga Mat Cat Toy This comfy, easy to clean, cat-sized yoga mat is perfect for lounging and stretching. I can also play with the catnip-infused twine ball and string that are attached to the top. I'd far prefer this to slipping and sliding on a cold hardwood floor. $25 Feline Yogi

The Yoga Mat Cat Toy This comfy, easy to clean, cat-sized yoga mat is perfect for lounging and stretching. I can also play with the catnip-infused twine ball and string that are attached to the top. I'd far prefer this to slipping and sliding on a cold hardwood floor. $25

Feline Yogi

Catit Design Senses Speed Circuit This adjustable toy sends a tantalizing light-up ball surging through the hills and valleys of its mostly-covered track. I will get that ball, if it takes hours, days even, of whacking to do so. It connects with Catit's other circuits too, for invigorating play with longer loops. $13 Catit

Catit Design Senses Speed Circuit This adjustable toy sends a tantalizing light-up ball surging through the hills and valleys of its mostly-covered track. I will get that ball, if it takes hours, days even, of whacking to do so. It connects with Catit's other circuits too, for invigorating play with longer loops. $13

Catit

Catnip Joints This pack of five pre-rolled catnip joints are approved for recreational use in all 50 states, which is great, because what cat doesn't like herb? Just fill up my stocking with these. $10 Stark Raving Cat

Catnip Joints This pack of five pre-rolled catnip joints are approved for recreational use in all 50 states, which is great, because what cat doesn't like herb? Just fill up my stocking with these. $10

Stark Raving Cat

Crafting With Cat Hair Book I grew that fur. Don't just throw it away. Here is a book that will teach you to make crafts out of cat hair, like mittens or finger puppets (aided by other craft supplies like cardboard and felt). Photos inside also offer handsome and adorable portraits of my feline brethren. $10 Quirk Books

Crafting With Cat Hair Book I grew that fur. Don't just throw it away. Here is a book that will teach you to make crafts out of cat hair, like mittens or finger puppets (aided by other craft supplies like cardboard and felt). Photos inside also offer handsome and adorable portraits of my feline brethren. $10

Quirk Books

FroliCat Bolt Interactive Laser Pet Toy Even torties (the laziest of cats, BTW) can't resist the allure of the FroliCat Bolt's darting, arcing laser movements. It uses a laser reflected against a mirror to project an elusive red dot onto the walls and floor. $18 FroliCat, Inc.

FroliCat Bolt Interactive Laser Pet Toy Even torties (the laziest of cats, BTW) can't resist the allure of the FroliCat Bolt's darting, arcing laser movements. It uses a laser reflected against a mirror to project an elusive red dot onto the walls and floor. $18

FroliCat, Inc.

Lint Rollers, Jumbo Pack of 6 Simple, cheap, and thoughtful: A jumbo pack of lint rollers will remove my fur from any human apparel, particularly the black clothing, which are the best for sleeping on. A six-pack of 90-sheet rollers costs around $29 through Amazon. Scotch-Brite/3M

Lint Rollers, Jumbo Pack of 6 Simple, cheap, and thoughtful: A jumbo pack of lint rollers will remove my fur from any human apparel, particularly the black clothing, which are the best for sleeping on. A six-pack of 90-sheet rollers costs around $29 through Amazon.

Scotch-Brite/3M

Neko Flies Sleeping Bag When it gets cold out, the plush polyester interior of the Neko Flies Sleeping Bag makes for a cozy place to burrow into. The 8-inch-tall "mouth" stays open so I never feel trapped. Also, it makes that crinkly paper sound I like. $35 Neko Flies

Neko Flies Sleeping Bag When it gets cold out, the plush polyester interior of the Neko Flies Sleeping Bag makes for a cozy place to burrow into. The 8-inch-tall "mouth" stays open so I never feel trapped. Also, it makes that crinkly paper sound I like. $35

Neko Flies

Petfusion Deluxe Cat Scratcher Lounge This lounging spot is also an eco-friendly scratching pad, so I can scratch where I lay and lay where I scratch. The $50 price tag seems steep at first, but check it out: when the top gets worn, you can flip it upside down, and when that gets worn, you can saw it in half so I can scratch what used to be the inside of the lounger. PetFusion

Petfusion Deluxe Cat Scratcher Lounge This lounging spot is also an eco-friendly scratching pad, so I can scratch where I lay and lay where I scratch. The $50 price tag seems steep at first, but check it out: when the top gets worn, you can flip it upside down, and when that gets worn, you can saw it in half so I can scratch what used to be the inside of the lounger.

PetFusion

Posh System Floors are for you human peons. The Posh System is a six-piece modular wall mounted system that lets me roam high above the ground. You can pick and choose which pieces fit your needs and budget (Hint: all of them). Off the Wall Pet

Posh System Floors are for you human peons. The Posh System is a six-piece modular wall mounted system that lets me roam high above the ground. You can pick and choose which pieces fit your needs and budget (Hint: all of them).

Off the Wall Pet

SureFlap This take on the doggie door only lets pets in based on their microchip ID. It ensures you won't find a sneaky raccoon snacking on my bowl of cat kibble. The SureFlap also has a curfew mode for thwarting my attempts at nighttime escapades with the neighborhood alley cat gang, (but I trust you'll figure out how to disable that). $200 SureFlap

SureFlap This take on the doggie door only lets pets in based on their microchip ID. It ensures you won't find a sneaky raccoon snacking on my bowl of cat kibble. The SureFlap also has a curfew mode for thwarting my attempts at nighttime escapades with the neighborhood alley cat gang, (but I trust you'll figure out how to disable that). $200

SureFlap

The9Life Afternoon Table Finally, furniture designed for me. The9Life's Afternoon Table has a door cutout that makes a perfect cat hideout. Or a place to stash my growing collection of dead things—I mean toys. $387 The9Life

The9Life Afternoon Table Finally, furniture designed for me. The9Life's Afternoon Table has a door cutout that makes a perfect cat hideout. Or a place to stash my growing collection of dead things—I mean toys. $387

The9Life

Vans ASPCA Shoes With these cat-printed Vans sneakers, humans can show off their cat pride. They are available in lace-up or slip-on styles, in both men's and women's sizes. Purchases of these shoes don't directly benefit the ASPCA: Vans already made a donation to the ASPCA as part of this project. $55 Vans

Vans ASPCA Shoes With these cat-printed Vans sneakers, humans can show off their cat pride. They are available in lace-up or slip-on styles, in both men's and women's sizes. Purchases of these shoes don't directly benefit the ASPCA: Vans already made a donation to the ASPCA as part of this project. $55

Vans