We try our best every week to bring you the best of what you missed on late night TV, but if you think we left anything out … well, groupsie daisy!
Saturday Night Live—Say What You Wanna Say
Your snarky rejoinders in the comments section aren’t even five percent as funny as you think they are. Sorry, just sayin’ what we wanna say!
Conan—Conan Joins a Cuban Salsa Band
Conan O’Brien’s Cuban adventures are either going to be a miracle goodwill tour or ruin five more decades of international relations with the island. Let’s find out!
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver—Infrastructure
If America hasn’t turned into the movie 2012 by the time this video ends we’ve dodged a bullet.
Late Night With Seth Meyers—Seth Explains Teen Slang
As an aside, according to Urban Dictionary, Shirley is: “Very unique and she will help you with all your troubles! She is usually tall and always majestic and she needs a big man to hold her close! … Shirleys usually have had a ruff life but she will try to find the bright side of things.” So at least now we know who’s involved in all of these zeitgeist-touching interactions!
Saturday Night Live—Host Chris Hemsworth Attempts a Dirty Dancing Lift
First they put Kate McKinnon, the cast lesbian, with Chris Pratt (Star-Lord) for his promo reel. Now they’re putting her with Chris Hemsworth (Thor). Are all the straight girls in the cast just standing off camera fanning themselves and peeling their clothes off, or what?
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon—History of Duets with Kelly Clarkson
Kelly. Kelly!! The original American Idol has been a consistent Billboard presence for 12 years now, with 10 Top 10 Billboard hits, including three that reached Number One, and 12 more that broke the Top 100. The first of those three chart-toppers came out in 2003 (“A Moment Like This”), and the most recent came in 2011 (“Stronger”). Clarkson is an American pop treasure, and considering those pipes haven’t lost any of their power over time, she’ll probably keep releasing pleasing radio pop rock anthems until she’s damn well good and ready to drop the microphone. Keep singing, Kellz. We got you.
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart—Sigourney Weaver
Even if critics aren’t loving the new Neill Blomkamp movie Chappie, we’ll never stop loving you, Sigourney Weaver.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!—Talk To Your Rabbits About Marijuana
A bunny in a sink bath! A bunny in a SINK BATH!!
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon—Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer
Now for your regular installment of Better Know the Women of Broad City.
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart—Bibi’s Big Adventure
The weird political theater of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s unapproved/unsanctioned/unwelcome/sort of uninvited (at least not by the White House) visit to the halls of Congress has a lot of people talking about “consequences” and “ramifications.” We’d rather just hear about it from Jon Stewart.