It’s been a long week, and everyone is jonesing for that Thanksgiving break to put on their fattest pants and slip into football/food/movie comas. So we’ll keep it simple. Here’s a GIF of Benedict Cumberbatch being flirty with you, and the week’s most noteworthy television.
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart—Benedict Cumbertbatch
“I guess this would be the wrong time to ask you to marry me.” But if not now, when?
Saturday Night Live —Leslie Jones On Crazy Bitches
Jost/Jones has to be one of the best odd couples on TV. Not because they have especially good chemistry on camera, but because their anti-chemistry is so compelling. Leslie just walks all over him, but Colin is the perfect little milquetoast fall guy. There’s a tiny hint of fear in his eyes each time they appear together at the “Weekend Update” desk, like he has no real idea how things will go down when Jones lets loose. But one thing is for sure: Upgrading her to full-fledged player is one of our favorite SNL casting decisions in a long time.
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart—Jessica Chastain
Honestly, Jessica Chastain just seems like one of the sweetest, classiest people in Hollywood. And she’s like best friends with her grandma, too. So here is Jessica Chastain being the loveliest person ever, if you’re interested.
The View—Jessie J Performs ‘Burning Up’
Whether or not like you pop music, you must respect that Jessie J performs it very well. She’s best known for her minor hits “Domino” and “Price Tag” from her debut album Who Are You, but that dropped all the way back in 2011, and it’s only with her third studio release, Sweet Talker, that the British soul-pop firecracker has gotten substantial traction beyond people saying “Oh, so that’s not Katy Perry?!” No. It is not. Ms. J has been on the verge of breakout for years now, and we’re hoping her phenomenal stage presence and killer voice are enough to make her a certified Top 40 sensation. She’s earned a step out of the wings and into the spotlight.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon—Russell Brand
Here’s a test: Just try and keep up with Russell Brand. We’re on like our third watch and still missing jokes in the flurry of speech.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!—Jamie Foxx
Earlier this week we fantasized about being included in the Duplass family Thanksgiving, but Jamie Foxx’s appearance on Kimmel made us reconsider our vote for Ultimate Turkey Day Gathering. Because really, it doesn’t sound like he has enough houseguests already.
Sesame Street—One Direction ‘What Makes U Useful’
We’ve gotta give it up for One Direction. They’ve managed to sustain a global obsession with their image despite having less charisma than the purple foam “U” in this video. Truly remarkable, gents. And is it just us, or does it seem like no one gave these guys a primer on what Sesame Street was before they shot this clip? ‘Cause they’re acting a little like they’re in front of some basement green screen and feeling pretty weirded out about the whole affair.
Arrow—Draw Back Your Bow
Awwww, snap! You weren’t supposed to see that, Oliver… But more importantly, is that The Atom suit we just saw?!
Key & Peele—Stan Lee’s Superhero Pitch
Presented without comment.
Bonus Track: Saturday Night Live—Cut for Time: ‘Tweet’
Is this the most resource-intensive sketch ever to get cut for time?! God? The fake Obamas? Real Edward Norton? A choreographed original song? Such an undertaking deserves a shout out.
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