You Don’t Mess With The Zohan Movie Poster Sony
This just in: One day after Netflix revealed it inked a four-picture deal with comedian and critical pariah Adam Sandler, the wellspring of the actor’s potential creative pursuits has been leaked to the public! A Norwegian website is hosting the long-sought-after Adam Sandler Movie Generator, finally resolving the longstanding mystery of “Who thinks of this crap?!” in reference to Sandler vehicles such as You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, Little Nicky, and dozens more.
Better yet, the site also gives us hints as to what movies Netflix may soon find itself producing. Will we get Zapping Chef, the story of a well-adjusted chef who one day realizes he is able to control time with a universal remote then stages a civil war and fools around until he falls in love with his maid, thus pulling his life together and becoming a better person? Or maybe it will be Hell of a Laughter, co-starring Tara Reid, about an ordinary comedian who one day realizes that he is the devil’s dog watcher then travels to Thailand and fools around until he realizes that family is more important than money, at which point he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.
Only time will tell which diverse direction Netflix will choose to go with, so stay tuned for future developments, and check out this future database of might-as-well-be-real Sandler movies.
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