Mary’s Monday Metazoan: Spidermom, Spidermom, does whatever a spidermom can [Pharyngula]

The best evidence for Creation is the testimony of scientists. They have said all creatures just suddenly appear all at once everywhere fully formed with no change from the time they were created until they disappear from the face of the Earth. Gould states, “No one ventured to document or quantify-indeed, hardly anyone even bothered to mention or publish at all-the most common pattern in the fossil record: the stasis of most morpho-species throughout all their geological duration.”

“The facts of paleontology seem to support creation and the flood rather than evolution. For instance, all the major groups of invertebrates appear “suddenly” in the first fossil ferrous strata (Cambrian) of the earth with their distinct specializations indicating that they were all created almost at the same time.” — Professor Enoch, University of Madras. More testimony proving that science is a witness to Creation.

NOW YOU TELL ME HOW THIS IS EVOLUTION?

FIVE FACTS

FACT 1: Empirical scientific evidence indicates that a large number of animals inhabited the Earth beginning years ago.

FACT 2: The scientists say they suddenly appeared in masse fully formed and never changed (stasis).

FACT 3: They have no explanation, no knowledge, or proof of how they came into existence.

FACT 4: Since that time they have been going extinct one or more species at a time without a single replacement.

FACT 5:Eventually we will ALL be extinct.

HERE ARE THE FACTS AS APPROVED BY EVOLUTION SCIENTISTS

All of the animals:

1. Suddenly appeared

2. Exploded everywhere

3. Were fully formed

4. No transitions

5. No gradualism

6. No change (stasis)

7. No sign of an evolutionary trend by which they could have emerged from an earlier type

THE PROOF: “The abrupt appearance of higher taxa in the fossil record has been a perennial puzzle. Not only do characteristic and distinctive remains of phyla appear suddenly, without known ancestors, but several classes of phylum, orders of a class, and so on, commonly appear at approximately the same time, without known intermediates.” -*James W. Valentine and *Cathryn A. Campbell, “Genetic Regulation and the Fossil Record,” in American Scientist, Vol. 63, November-December, 1975, p. 673. This is backed by Gould, Patterson, Eldredge, etc. etc.

CREATIONISM FOR THE WIN