Inside the Insomnia-Inducing World of Horror Podcasting


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Art from the We’re Alive podcast. Ben Hosac



Horror fans in search of a good scare should check out the world of podcasts. The space is bursting with choices, from fiction shows like Pseudopod and Nightmare to talk shows like Horror Etc and Last Podcast on the Left . David Cummings hosts The NoSleep Podcast , which adapts stories that users submit to the NoSleep subreddit. Those stories, mostly told in the first person, are meant to have the eerie plausibility of an urban legend. They remind Cummings of local spook stories he heard as a kid.


“That’s really where I fell in love with the idea of the short-form ghost story,” says Cummings in Episode 137 of the Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy podcast. “Or as we like to call it, ‘the campfire story,’ where you just sit around a campfire and say, ‘Let me tell you what happened to me two weeks ago, or what happened to a friend of mine three weeks ago.'”


One of the most popular horror podcasts is We’re Alive , a full-cast audio drama written and produced by Kc Wayland. Wayland got his start with animated films, but ultimately decided to scrap the animation and focus instead on audio.


“The performances felt better than the animation ever was afterward,” he says. “And then when podcasts were a way to go directly to the consumer with these stories, I was like, ‘Perfect. We have a delivery medium, we have the content, now let’s do a full sound design like we’ve previously done with film projects,’ and just all the pieces fit together.”


But creating full-cast audio on a shoestring budget isn’t easy. Wayland did it by relying on a lot of favors and volunteer labor, but a reliance on volunteers can make things tricky if cast members get busy or move away. And despite racking up 32 million downloads, the show still doesn’t earn enough to pay Wayland a salary. That tends to be true of even the most popular horror podcasts.


“I think of what we do as ‘audio community theater,'” says Cummings. “We’re not professionals. We’re accountants and bakers by day, and then they do these things as a hobby. It’s low budget. Really basic USB mics for a lot of the hosts, and they do their editing in Audacity and other open source software.”


But despite the low budgets, horror podcasts can have a profound effect on listeners. We’re Alive has inspired its own fancast, and listeners have caravaned across the country to attend the show’s finale. The show also has a devoted following among listeners with visual disabilities. Wayland points out that even in big budget horror movies, what really scares you is the audio, not the visuals.


“If you watch a horror film and you turn the sound down, it loses 90 percent of its power,” he says. “Because it’s not what you see, it’s what you don’t see that’s scary.”


Listen to our complete interview with Kc Wayland and David Cummings in Episode 137 of Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy (above), and check out some highlights from the discussion below.


David Cummings on starting The NoSleep Podcast:


“The NoSleep subreddit is basically a place where people post stories that are meant to be plausible—if you suspend your disbelief—they’re meant to be authentic and real-sounding stories, mostly written in the first-person, getting that campfire effect as well, so it’s the ‘this is what happened to me, and let me share it with you.’ And so the idea was, we’ll take some of these top-rated stories, and we’ll record them—we’ll just narrate them—and make it into a podcast. … And so I basically said, … ‘Let’s get that first episode out there, get some momentum, and then let the other people who said in the past that they would produce it and narrate it, let them step up and take over.’ So the first episode turned into the second episode, and the third episode, and I just kept producing it and putting it out there, and that was basically it. I was locked in, and kind of took it from there.”


Kc Wayland on the We’re Alive Fancast:


“That particular fancast actually arranged a convoy to go across the US to see our finale. … We had our series finale last July in LA, and the convoy started in Ohio and went all the way across the United States, and they had their stops planned, they were camping out under the stars. It was just this group of people with this love for the show, and they became life friends then. They visited the Grand Canyon, they have all these stories—they’re a little bit adventurous—and they went to rest stops that were abandoned and took pictures. They had so much fun, and they podcasted a little bit as they went, and you got to hear a little bit of their adventures and updates as they went. It was pretty cool, it was a lot of fun. And for me, as the creator of We’re Alive, it was so awesome to see the dedication of listeners in that way.”


Kc Wayland on making audio scary:


“If you’re listening to a moment where your favorite character is in a scene where you don’t know if he’s going to make it out of this, that will add suspense in a way that can’t be experienced otherwise. Because you’re rooting for the character, you want them to make it through there, and so you’re living the scene with the character. And also you can bring the experience more to the listener through that person, whether it is the fear, the voice, even the breathing of the character, and footsteps, will tell you exactly how they are experiencing the environment around them. If you can feel their breath short and tight, you’re going to start mimicking what they’re doing. There’s this weird breath-mimicking psychology thing that actually can happen. So you can tap into that when somebody’s able to close their eyes and just put themselves in these high-tension situations.”


David Cummings on upsetting listeners:


“We did a story called ‘Autopilot’—from a very popular story on the NoSleep forum. And essentially it tells a story that you see on the news every summer, and it involves a child who ends up dying because of being left in a car in the hot sun. When I read the story, it was so brilliantly crafted. I loved doing it, very emotional. But it never occurred to me that this was going to really resonate with people, because as I said you see that on the news every summer. … When that story came out I was really caught off guard, all these people were saying, ‘Hey, I really liked that episode, except for that one story.’ And a lot of them were parents, of course, and they could really relate to it. So that was a good bit of experience for me—sort of eye-opening—to realize that there are those buttons that you have to watch. And one of them that’s been reinforced time and time again is the idea of, you’ve got to watch it when children are involved.”



While You Were Offline: An Epic Supercut Celebrates 10 Years of YouTube


So, did you remember to get YouTube a gift for its 10th birthday? If you didn’t, that’s OK—it turns out that video platforms don’t celebrate in the same way as we humans, being corporate entities based around conceptual ideas. Anyway, WIRED editrix Angela Watercutter said everything that needed to be said on NPR. [Eds. Note: Oh, hi!] While Google’s all-encompassing video portal gets a couple of entries in this week’s roundup, it’s more a week for Twitter to shine, with Norm MacDonald’s SNL reminiscences, Jessica Williams taking on those looking to cast her as a victim, and Sesame Street restoring an important piece of our childhoods. Here, as ever, is what’s been popping on those tubes we call Internet over the last seven days.


Thanks for the Meme-ries


What Happened: What better way to celebrate 10 years of YouTube than with a YouTube supercut of all those videos you saw years ago?

Where It Blew Up: YouTube, blogs, media think pieces

What Really Happened: Hey, YouTube is 10 years old! The Daily Conversation celebrated that fact with a compilation of 101 of the most-viewed videos on the service during that time, and it’s something that will fill you with a strange amount of nostalgia for people you don’t know.

The Takeaway: If nothing else, it’s worth it for the screaming sheep (11:17), right? Although following that up with “Gangam Style” just feels like a cruel, cruel joke. Psy, no offense, but we could’ve gone without seeing you again for quite some time.


Lean Back


What Happened: Jessica Williams says she’s not going to host The Daily Show. Certain people aren’t happy with that decision. Hilarity ensues. No, wait, what’s the opposite of hilarity again?

Where It Blew Up: Twitter, media think pieces

What Really Happened: Since Jon Stewart announced he’d be stepping down as Daily Show host later this year, there’s been a groundswell of support for current correspondent Jessica Williams to take on the gig. (Full disclosure: We’re part of that groundswell.) Turns out, though, Williams doesn’t want it, as she explained on Twitter last weekend:


This honesty didn’t sit well with one writer, who wrote a piece declaring that Williams was “the latest high-profile victim of imposter syndrome.” (“Jessica Williams, respectfully, I reject your humility,” it read. “All Williams needs is a pep talk.”)


Williams again took to Twitter to respond to the piece:




…A response that led to Time running a story that claimed that the comedian was “firing back at fans.” After Williams again had to take to Twitter to clarify what had actually happened, the piece was edited into something far more benign. Nonetheless, the exchanges launched a dizzying amount of think pieces on a number of topics, from the state of journalism and the value of knowing your limits to the ways in which women’s self-opinions are constantly open to scrutiny and disbelief.

Williams, meanwhile, has unsurprisingly been quiet on Twitter since this whole thing happened.

The Takeaway: First off, for her patience and willingness to take on this kind of thing, we can all agree that Jessica Williams wins everything, right? (Hopefully, part of that everything includes not having to deal with people overanalyzing, misunderstanding or outright hijacking what she’s saying for their own agendas.) Secondly, she might not be ready to host The Daily Show, but there’s no denying that this mess has made Williams a more vital figure in popular culture than ever before and, ironically, raised her profile to a place where she really does feel like she’d be the frontrunner for the gig otherwise…


The Fault in Our Attributions


What Happened: YA author and social media motivational guru John Green realized that an inspirational quote from one of his books—something so inspirational, he sells merchandise based on it—isn’t actually anything he wrote after all.

Where It Blew Up: YouTube, Twitter, blogs, media think pieces

What Really Happened: Really, Green explains the backstory pretty well in the video below.

His confession prompted a lot of media coverage, which went from straight reportage to quizzes where you guess whether or not the John Green quotes are real, lists of other misattributed quotes and a swift dissertation about the ways in which Tumblr makes it easy to make such mistakes. Surprisingly, no one has written an in-depth profile of Melody Truong, the teenager who did come up with the quote, but it’s surely only a matter of time.

The Takeaway: Depending on your feelings on Green, either: “Good for him for owning up to his mistake and donating the proceeds to the girl who actually came up with the quote!” or “Seriously, shouldn’t he have someone who actually checks that you wrote things before you try and make money off them in the first place?” For those of us agnostic enough to not have an opinion on him either way, both can be true.


Transatlantic Drawl


What Happened: A California teen found herself being accused of murder by fans of a British soap opera. As you do.

Where It Blew Up: Twitter, blogs

What Really Happened: British soap Eastenders ended a long-running storyline this week by revealing—spoilers, people who are following the show and somehow don’t already know this—that 11-year-old Bobby Beale was responsible for the death of his sister Lucy. The revelation immediately led to social media mockery, including some people tweeting at @bobbiebeale to condemn him for his fictional actions. The only problem: @bobbiebeale is actually a California teenager who has never seen the show.




Talking to BuzzFeed about the mix-up, the real-life Beale said that she was “definitely confused,” in part because Lucy is actually the name of her dog. “I thought it was a real-life thing and I thought Bobby Beale killed someone and I was like, ‘it’s not me.'”

The British press is loving the mix up, as you can see, and the BBC itself stepped in to reassure viewers:




As for the real, non-murderous Bobbie Beale? She’s still trying to convince people that she’s not male, not a murderer, and also not fictional:




The Takeaway: Apparently, some people on Twitter don’t recognize the difference between fact and fiction. Or geography. Or how people’s names are spelled. Maybe we should be glad that Twitter didn’t exist back when J.R. Ewing got shot in Dallas.


I Am Sitting in the Morning At the Diner On The


What Happened: As an educational tool about what gets lost when music gets made into MP3s, someone created a track made up only of the sounds that disappeared when the Suzanne Vega song “Tom’s Diner” got compressed into an MP3. It kind of sounded great.

Where It Blew Up: Twitter, blogs

What Really Happened: Although Ryan Maguire’s video is actually a few months old, it gained a new lease on life this past week when Death and Taxes posted it, leading to many other sites picking it up as well. It’s a fascinating glimpse at what we don’t hear when we listen to our favorite music in our favorite music format.

(If you’re wondering why Maguire chose this particular song, it’s because “Tom’s Diner” is the song used during the creation of the MP3 compression method.)

The Takeaway: Cue all the “Suzanne Vega never sounded so good” jokes. More importantly, though: When are we going to upgrade from MP3 to a better format already? (And, no, we don’t mean U2’s reported upgrade, thank you very much.)


Sesame Street Wins Twitter


What Happened: Big Bird used Twitter to resurrect a piece of Sesame Street lore this week, and it was kind of genius.

Where It Blew Up: Twitter, blogs

What Really Happened: To explain this properly, we need to go back into Sesame Street history a bit. Starting in 1971, Big Bird had a friend on the show called Mr. Snuffleupagus. Thing was, no one else ever saw Snuffy aside from Big Bird, which led everyone else to assume that he was Big Bird’s imaginary friend—a running joke that lasted until 1985, when he was revealed to the rest of the cast after concerns that the joke might make kids worried that adults wouldn’t believe them on certain topics.

This week, Big Bird posted this tweet:




It was one of a number of tweets he sent to that account, which just so happens to be a private account with one follower—@BigBird, unsurprisingly. In other words, only Big Bird can see what @MrSnuffleupagus is saying. An exchange between Big Bird and Billy Eichner made the joke clear for everyone:




Twitter was suitably amused:




The Takeaway: It’s a simple joke, but a smart one, and—for those who watched Sesame Street back when Snuffy was still a secret—something that warms the heart. Whoever came up with this one, well done.



Inside the Insomnia-Inducing World of Horror Podcasting


NoWA

Art from the We’re Alive podcast. Ben Hosac



Horror fans in search of a good scare should check out the world of podcasts. The space is bursting with choices, from fiction shows like Pseudopod and Nightmare to talk shows like Horror Etc and Last Podcast on the Left . David Cummings hosts The NoSleep Podcast , which adapts stories that users submit to the NoSleep subreddit. Those stories, mostly told in the first person, are meant to have the eerie plausibility of an urban legend. They remind Cummings of local spook stories he heard as a kid.


“That’s really where I fell in love with the idea of the short-form ghost story,” says Cummings in Episode 137 of the Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy podcast. “Or as we like to call it, ‘the campfire story,’ where you just sit around a campfire and say, ‘Let me tell you what happened to me two weeks ago, or what happened to a friend of mine three weeks ago.'”


One of the most popular horror podcasts is We’re Alive , a full-cast audio drama written and produced by Kc Wayland. Wayland got his start with animated films, but ultimately decided to scrap the animation and focus instead on audio.


“The performances felt better than the animation ever was afterward,” he says. “And then when podcasts were a way to go directly to the consumer with these stories, I was like, ‘Perfect. We have a delivery medium, we have the content, now let’s do a full sound design like we’ve previously done with film projects,’ and just all the pieces fit together.”


But creating full-cast audio on a shoestring budget isn’t easy. Wayland did it by relying on a lot of favors and volunteer labor, but a reliance on volunteers can make things tricky if cast members get busy or move away. And despite racking up 32 million downloads, the show still doesn’t earn enough to pay Wayland a salary. That tends to be true of even the most popular horror podcasts.


“I think of what we do as ‘audio community theater,'” says Cummings. “We’re not professionals. We’re accountants and bakers by day, and then they do these things as a hobby. It’s low budget. Really basic USB mics for a lot of the hosts, and they do their editing in Audacity and other open source software.”


But despite the low budgets, horror podcasts can have a profound effect on listeners. We’re Alive has inspired its own fancast, and listeners have caravaned across the country to attend the show’s finale. The show also has a devoted following among listeners with visual disabilities. Wayland points out that even in big budget horror movies, what really scares you is the audio, not the visuals.


“If you watch a horror film and you turn the sound down, it loses 90 percent of its power,” he says. “Because it’s not what you see, it’s what you don’t see that’s scary.”


Listen to our complete interview with Kc Wayland and David Cummings in Episode 137 of Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy (above), and check out some highlights from the discussion below.


David Cummings on starting The NoSleep Podcast:


“The NoSleep subreddit is basically a place where people post stories that are meant to be plausible—if you suspend your disbelief—they’re meant to be authentic and real-sounding stories, mostly written in the first-person, getting that campfire effect as well, so it’s the ‘this is what happened to me, and let me share it with you.’ And so the idea was, we’ll take some of these top-rated stories, and we’ll record them—we’ll just narrate them—and make it into a podcast. … And so I basically said, … ‘Let’s get that first episode out there, get some momentum, and then let the other people who said in the past that they would produce it and narrate it, let them step up and take over.’ So the first episode turned into the second episode, and the third episode, and I just kept producing it and putting it out there, and that was basically it. I was locked in, and kind of took it from there.”


Kc Wayland on the We’re Alive Fancast:


“That particular fancast actually arranged a convoy to go across the US to see our finale. … We had our series finale last July in LA, and the convoy started in Ohio and went all the way across the United States, and they had their stops planned, they were camping out under the stars. It was just this group of people with this love for the show, and they became life friends then. They visited the Grand Canyon, they have all these stories—they’re a little bit adventurous—and they went to rest stops that were abandoned and took pictures. They had so much fun, and they podcasted a little bit as they went, and you got to hear a little bit of their adventures and updates as they went. It was pretty cool, it was a lot of fun. And for me, as the creator of We’re Alive, it was so awesome to see the dedication of listeners in that way.”


Kc Wayland on making audio scary:


“If you’re listening to a moment where your favorite character is in a scene where you don’t know if he’s going to make it out of this, that will add suspense in a way that can’t be experienced otherwise. Because you’re rooting for the character, you want them to make it through there, and so you’re living the scene with the character. And also you can bring the experience more to the listener through that person, whether it is the fear, the voice, even the breathing of the character, and footsteps, will tell you exactly how they are experiencing the environment around them. If you can feel their breath short and tight, you’re going to start mimicking what they’re doing. There’s this weird breath-mimicking psychology thing that actually can happen. So you can tap into that when somebody’s able to close their eyes and just put themselves in these high-tension situations.”


David Cummings on upsetting listeners:


“We did a story called ‘Autopilot’—from a very popular story on the NoSleep forum. And essentially it tells a story that you see on the news every summer, and it involves a child who ends up dying because of being left in a car in the hot sun. When I read the story, it was so brilliantly crafted. I loved doing it, very emotional. But it never occurred to me that this was going to really resonate with people, because as I said you see that on the news every summer. … When that story came out I was really caught off guard, all these people were saying, ‘Hey, I really liked that episode, except for that one story.’ And a lot of them were parents, of course, and they could really relate to it. So that was a good bit of experience for me—sort of eye-opening—to realize that there are those buttons that you have to watch. And one of them that’s been reinforced time and time again is the idea of, you’ve got to watch it when children are involved.”



While You Were Offline: An Epic Supercut Celebrates 10 Years of YouTube


So, did you remember to get YouTube a gift for its 10th birthday? If you didn’t, that’s OK—it turns out that video platforms don’t celebrate in the same way as we humans, being corporate entities based around conceptual ideas. Anyway, WIRED editrix Angela Watercutter said everything that needed to be said on NPR. [Eds. Note: Oh, hi!] While Google’s all-encompassing video portal gets a couple of entries in this week’s roundup, it’s more a week for Twitter to shine, with Norm MacDonald’s SNL reminiscences, Jessica Williams taking on those looking to cast her as a victim, and Sesame Street restoring an important piece of our childhoods. Here, as ever, is what’s been popping on those tubes we call Internet over the last seven days.


Thanks for the Meme-ries


What Happened: What better way to celebrate 10 years of YouTube than with a YouTube supercut of all those videos you saw years ago?

Where It Blew Up: YouTube, blogs, media think pieces

What Really Happened: Hey, YouTube is 10 years old! The Daily Conversation celebrated that fact with a compilation of 101 of the most-viewed videos on the service during that time, and it’s something that will fill you with a strange amount of nostalgia for people you don’t know.

The Takeaway: If nothing else, it’s worth it for the screaming sheep (11:17), right? Although following that up with “Gangam Style” just feels like a cruel, cruel joke. Psy, no offense, but we could’ve gone without seeing you again for quite some time.


Lean Back


What Happened: Jessica Williams says she’s not going to host The Daily Show. Certain people aren’t happy with that decision. Hilarity ensues. No, wait, what’s the opposite of hilarity again?

Where It Blew Up: Twitter, media think pieces

What Really Happened: Since Jon Stewart announced he’d be stepping down as Daily Show host later this year, there’s been a groundswell of support for current correspondent Jessica Williams to take on the gig. (Full disclosure: We’re part of that groundswell.) Turns out, though, Williams doesn’t want it, as she explained on Twitter last weekend:


This honesty didn’t sit well with one writer, who wrote a piece declaring that Williams was “the latest high-profile victim of imposter syndrome.” (“Jessica Williams, respectfully, I reject your humility,” it read. “All Williams needs is a pep talk.”)


Williams again took to Twitter to respond to the piece:




…A response that led to Time running a story that claimed that the comedian was “firing back at fans.” After Williams again had to take to Twitter to clarify what had actually happened, the piece was edited into something far more benign. Nonetheless, the exchanges launched a dizzying amount of think pieces on a number of topics, from the state of journalism and the value of knowing your limits to the ways in which women’s self-opinions are constantly open to scrutiny and disbelief.

Williams, meanwhile, has unsurprisingly been quiet on Twitter since this whole thing happened.

The Takeaway: First off, for her patience and willingness to take on this kind of thing, we can all agree that Jessica Williams wins everything, right? (Hopefully, part of that everything includes not having to deal with people overanalyzing, misunderstanding or outright hijacking what she’s saying for their own agendas.) Secondly, she might not be ready to host The Daily Show, but there’s no denying that this mess has made Williams a more vital figure in popular culture than ever before and, ironically, raised her profile to a place where she really does feel like she’d be the frontrunner for the gig otherwise…


The Fault in Our Attributions


What Happened: YA author and social media motivational guru John Green realized that an inspirational quote from one of his books—something so inspirational, he sells merchandise based on it—isn’t actually anything he wrote after all.

Where It Blew Up: YouTube, Twitter, blogs, media think pieces

What Really Happened: Really, Green explains the backstory pretty well in the video below.

His confession prompted a lot of media coverage, which went from straight reportage to quizzes where you guess whether or not the John Green quotes are real, lists of other misattributed quotes and a swift dissertation about the ways in which Tumblr makes it easy to make such mistakes. Surprisingly, no one has written an in-depth profile of Melody Truong, the teenager who did come up with the quote, but it’s surely only a matter of time.

The Takeaway: Depending on your feelings on Green, either: “Good for him for owning up to his mistake and donating the proceeds to the girl who actually came up with the quote!” or “Seriously, shouldn’t he have someone who actually checks that you wrote things before you try and make money off them in the first place?” For those of us agnostic enough to not have an opinion on him either way, both can be true.


Transatlantic Drawl


What Happened: A California teen found herself being accused of murder by fans of a British soap opera. As you do.

Where It Blew Up: Twitter, blogs

What Really Happened: British soap Eastenders ended a long-running storyline this week by revealing—spoilers, people who are following the show and somehow don’t already know this—that 11-year-old Bobby Beale was responsible for the death of his sister Lucy. The revelation immediately led to social media mockery, including some people tweeting at @bobbiebeale to condemn him for his fictional actions. The only problem: @bobbiebeale is actually a California teenager who has never seen the show.




Talking to BuzzFeed about the mix-up, the real-life Beale said that she was “definitely confused,” in part because Lucy is actually the name of her dog. “I thought it was a real-life thing and I thought Bobby Beale killed someone and I was like, ‘it’s not me.'”

The British press is loving the mix up, as you can see, and the BBC itself stepped in to reassure viewers:




As for the real, non-murderous Bobbie Beale? She’s still trying to convince people that she’s not male, not a murderer, and also not fictional:




The Takeaway: Apparently, some people on Twitter don’t recognize the difference between fact and fiction. Or geography. Or how people’s names are spelled. Maybe we should be glad that Twitter didn’t exist back when J.R. Ewing got shot in Dallas.


I Am Sitting in the Morning At the Diner On The


What Happened: As an educational tool about what gets lost when music gets made into MP3s, someone created a track made up only of the sounds that disappeared when the Suzanne Vega song “Tom’s Diner” got compressed into an MP3. It kind of sounded great.

Where It Blew Up: Twitter, blogs

What Really Happened: Although Ryan Maguire’s video is actually a few months old, it gained a new lease on life this past week when Death and Taxes posted it, leading to many other sites picking it up as well. It’s a fascinating glimpse at what we don’t hear when we listen to our favorite music in our favorite music format.

(If you’re wondering why Maguire chose this particular song, it’s because “Tom’s Diner” is the song used during the creation of the MP3 compression method.)

The Takeaway: Cue all the “Suzanne Vega never sounded so good” jokes. More importantly, though: When are we going to upgrade from MP3 to a better format already? (And, no, we don’t mean U2’s reported upgrade, thank you very much.)


Sesame Street Wins Twitter


What Happened: Big Bird used Twitter to resurrect a piece of Sesame Street lore this week, and it was kind of genius.

Where It Blew Up: Twitter, blogs

What Really Happened: To explain this properly, we need to go back into Sesame Street history a bit. Starting in 1971, Big Bird had a friend on the show called Mr. Snuffleupagus. Thing was, no one else ever saw Snuffy aside from Big Bird, which led everyone else to assume that he was Big Bird’s imaginary friend—a running joke that lasted until 1985, when he was revealed to the rest of the cast after concerns that the joke might make kids worried that adults wouldn’t believe them on certain topics.

This week, Big Bird posted this tweet:




It was one of a number of tweets he sent to that account, which just so happens to be a private account with one follower—@BigBird, unsurprisingly. In other words, only Big Bird can see what @MrSnuffleupagus is saying. An exchange between Big Bird and Billy Eichner made the joke clear for everyone:




Twitter was suitably amused:




The Takeaway: It’s a simple joke, but a smart one, and—for those who watched Sesame Street back when Snuffy was still a secret—something that warms the heart. Whoever came up with this one, well done.



Game|Life Podcast: Awkward VR Porn Conversation, Then Kirby


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On this week’s episode of the Game|Life podcast, Bo Moore and Peter Rubin join me for what can only be called a wide-ranging discussion.


Peter’s coverage of all things virtual reality continues in WIRED’s sex issue, on shelves now, with a story about the very very near future of VR porn. Then I dial it back a little and talk some more about Kirby and the Rainbow Curse on Wii U. And a bit about The Order: 1886 for PlayStation 4. And a bit about game reviews.



Game|Life Podcast: Awkward VR Porn Conversation, Then Kirby


kirby 1000

Nintendo



On this week’s episode of the Game|Life podcast, Bo Moore and Peter Rubin join me for what can only be called a wide-ranging discussion.


Peter’s coverage of all things virtual reality continues in WIRED’s sex issue, on shelves now, with a story about the very very near future of VR porn. Then I dial it back a little and talk some more about Kirby and the Rainbow Curse on Wii U. And a bit about The Order: 1886 for PlayStation 4. And a bit about game reviews.



The BlackBerry Classic: Brain or Blunder?


The BlackBerry Classic.

Give the people what they want? The BlackBerry Classic. Courtesy of BlackBerry



“Someone stole my BlackBerry yesterday. It has since been returned.” … “What did the iPhone say to the BlackBerry? iWork.”


Admit it. You’ve made fun of a BlackBerry user before. It might’ve been a smug smile to a fellow subway passenger or a covered smirk at your uncle. The uncle whose BlackBerry is from corporate and goes well with his trusty IBM ThinkPad, also from corporate. You know the one.


The issue for BlackBerry is that even your uncle doesn’t have one anymore. Such is the current enterprise landscape for mobile, with an ever-increasing amount of corporations and government agencies dropping the troubled mobile company in favor of iPhones and Androids. While BlackBerry’s attempt to compete with the likes of the iPhone and Android for the consumer market has been undeniably ill-fated, its true consequence has been the loss of its enterprise clients, a base that was more profitable for the company then its consumer segment. Enter Monday’s launch of the BlackBerry Classic.


The Classic is a reverting of sorts back to the iconic phones of old. The trademark keyboard, the navigational buttons above it, the thumb-controlled trackpad- it’s all back, while keeping the advancements of the BlackBerry 10 mobile operating system. It is an appeal to BlackBerry’s faithful, the ones who appreciate and miss a familiar face. “It was inspired by you, our loyal BlackBerry customers,” said Jeff Gadway, director of product marketing. “I’m not going to stand here blind to the fact that we’ve lost some of you. But with the BlackBerry Classic, we’re going to win you back.”


Now, I’m not entirely convinced that the Classic’s conception was truly a calculated business decision and not just the result of a (understandably) drunken night out with Gadway and Chief Exec John Chen reminiscing back to a happier time. I imagine it went something like this:


Gadway: Remember 2009? When we had the Bold and the Curve and 47% market share?


Chen: Yeah. Man…those were the days.


Gadway: Ugh. I wish we could go back to that.


Chen: Huh…why can’t we?


Strategic move or hopeless nostalgia aside, the Classic, to be offered with multiple enterprise and security bundles, is BlackBerry returning to the prioritization of business users with perhaps some hardcore Bold-fans sprinkled in. One thing is certain: BlackBerry is going back. Whether this is progress or regress, only time will tell. Give it a little, check in with your uncle, and let me know.


Amit Kumar is a content editor and marketer for Fueled.